Most CVs are well laid out and give recruiters enough information to decide whether that person is suitable for a role or not.
From around the net, we found this list of 20 ridiculous things people wrote on their CV’s and cover letters full of spelling mistakes and typos. Which is a good excuse why you should give your CV one more look before sending it out.
However, the identity of the people who wrote these gaffes has been hidden.
Enjoy and don’t be a victim.
1.Achievements – “I came first in the school long distance race”
2.hobbies – “Horse rideing,like going pub when havent got my kids.looking after kids and doing stuff with them when they anit at school.”
3.Email address – Lazysod@……
4.Achievements – “Being sober”
5.About me – “My favourite colour is Toupe, cos it rhymes with Dope”
6.Reason for leaving – “It was hard work”
7.Personal profile – “I be no stranger to double-entry. I loves numbers, and my wife and I loves journals
and ledgers! Can also do tricky sums when I puts my mind to it. Computor litrate.”
8.Cover Letter – “This is my CV I am intrested in any job opening use have avaiable if u could please send a vercation that you reciceved the email”
9.Personal profile – “I do have convictions (drug offences) which are spent some 30 years ago for when I was 16-18 and have a caution for 4 years ago for criminal damage”
10.Hobbies – “Marital Arts” (Possibly meant martial arts?)
11.Key Skills– “Perfectionist with a keen I for details.”
12.Key skills: “I would like to assure you that I am a hardly working person.”
13.Hobbies – “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”
14.Skills – “Speak English and Spinach.”
15.Skills – “I have technical skills that will simply take your breath away.”
16.Email address – hotsexyluv@…….
17.Skills – “I can type without looking at thekeyboard.”
18. Key Skills “Quick lerner, good at mats amd speling”
19.Qualifications – “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”
20.Cover letter – “Please disregard the attached CV; it’s totally outdated”
From around the net, we found this list of 20 ridiculous things people wrote on their CV’s and cover letters full of spelling mistakes and typos. Which is a good excuse why you should give your CV one more look before sending it out.
However, the identity of the people who wrote these gaffes has been hidden.
Enjoy and don’t be a victim.
1.Achievements – “I came first in the school long distance race”
2.hobbies – “Horse rideing,like going pub when havent got my kids.looking after kids and doing stuff with them when they anit at school.”
3.Email address – Lazysod@……
4.Achievements – “Being sober”
5.About me – “My favourite colour is Toupe, cos it rhymes with Dope”
6.Reason for leaving – “It was hard work”
7.Personal profile – “I be no stranger to double-entry. I loves numbers, and my wife and I loves journals
and ledgers! Can also do tricky sums when I puts my mind to it. Computor litrate.”
8.Cover Letter – “This is my CV I am intrested in any job opening use have avaiable if u could please send a vercation that you reciceved the email”
9.Personal profile – “I do have convictions (drug offences) which are spent some 30 years ago for when I was 16-18 and have a caution for 4 years ago for criminal damage”
10.Hobbies – “Marital Arts” (Possibly meant martial arts?)
11.Key Skills– “Perfectionist with a keen I for details.”
12.Key skills: “I would like to assure you that I am a hardly working person.”
13.Hobbies – “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”
14.Skills – “Speak English and Spinach.”
15.Skills – “I have technical skills that will simply take your breath away.”
16.Email address – hotsexyluv@…….
17.Skills – “I can type without looking at thekeyboard.”
18. Key Skills “Quick lerner, good at mats amd speling”
19.Qualifications – “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”
20.Cover letter – “Please disregard the attached CV; it’s totally outdated”
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