Woman Bites Of Husband's Privates!

In an attempt to make her husband’s genitals useless during his amorous escapades, a woman from Kapsuser Trading Centre in Kericho County bit it off.
 According to a source at the trading centre, a few kilometers from Kericho town, the woman had a few days earlier been tipped off that her husband, a local tea picker, had a clandestine affair with another woman in the area.

After doing her investigations, she found the allegations to be true.  The woman is said to have been disturbed by the unfortunate finding that she decided the storm the concubine’s house to confront her for ‘stealing’ the father of her children.
Unfortunately, things didn’t go as she had expected.
“A fierce fist fight ensued and the woman was sent back to her house reeling in pain after she was overpowered by the concubine and given a beat down of her life,” the source said.
After losing the duel, the woman in question is said to have retired to her house to plot her next course of action. An opportunity presented itself a fortnight ago when her husband returned home drunk and slipped into bed and snored a way.
In the middle of the night, she allegedly slipped off her husband’s trouser and bit his privates leaving them hanging precariously.
 The man wailed uncontrollably but unfortunately, his woes were compounded by the fact that the very night, it was raining cats and dogs, hence his distress calls went unheard by the neighbours.
“In the morning, neighbours only woke up to see the man walking about labouriously and in pain. After enquiring what the matter was, the man painfully divulged what had befallen him at night,” the source said.
Local chief, Wilson Cheruiyot was alerted of the incident and he quickly organised for the man to be taken to Kericho District Hospital for treatment and possible re-attachment of his organ.
 Meanwhile, fellow villagers, quarrelled his wife for perpetrating such a heinous act upon her husband. They mocked her and frog-marched her to a local police station for possible prosecution.
The incident left locals wondering how sharp the woman’s teeth are, as many of them couldn’t fathom how she managed to bite the organ. The woman is currently in police custody waiting to be arraigned in court.
- By Nikko Tanui

Who said comedy does not pay.. well at least for those at the top of the game. From his days dropping rhymes at Churchill Live, to launching his own show (which has done much better than his brothers), Fred Omondi has surely made some good cash.
This is his ride. A Mazda RX-7, not sure of the year.
 

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